It's been a year and a month and a half since the last journal entry and you get another one now AT DA REQUEST OF !1!1!! Unfortunately these journal entries of mine usually have no point, so NAO I SHALL USE THE FORKS TO MAKE YOU READ THE REST. *people stop reading* sheet D:

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Now that I have a firm grip on your attention, I would like to start off with an intelligent discussion about some pressing issues of the world today, such as dianetics, xerostomia, and malapropism. Of course, there will be refreshments, or rather, a BBQ. But with babies instead of like... cow, making it a baby barbie cue. Many fun times will be had at the bbbbq. However, since you all will be our guests, we will also be holding some recreational games involving BB guns! The object of the game is to, of course, sprint to the south shore of Spain whilst slipping sideways on Sam's green eggs and spam before the plastic penguins poop on pink poupon in Papua New Guinea, populated by pokey porcupines. Do not limit yourself to using normal ammo for your BB guns; you may even use the bbq babies from the bbbbq, so that you can make your BB gun into a bbbbqbbgun! Truly, it is the ultimate weapon. Use it wisely; babies don't grow on trees, you know... they grow on people, like nigh-inseparable fetal twins attached to their sides.

By now, you should be wondering why you're even reading this. WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHY! It's because YOU, the roborat, came from Peopletopia and proceeded to voraciously cosume the shoes of our domestic friends, kitties; and furthermore, YOU were not satisfied and went on t- OMFG STOP THAT1!! UR SO MEEN1!! WUT POSSEZD U 2 B SO EBIL!??! STOP TOUCHIGN MAI TOOFBRUSH!!1 ITS NOT EVN YERZ D: DUN DERTY IT LIEK DAT1!!1 OFMGZ *takes your most valued stick of garlic bread away* I'm sorry, but I had to punish you. You need to learn some self-control, understand? ........ DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU NEVER CARED FOR YOUR GARLIC BREAD1!!1! D: GARLIC BREAD IS PEOPLE TOO K?!?!

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In summary of today's journal entry, I learned that, when left alone for a sufficient amount of time, someone's twin fetus will sprout out of a stick of garlic bread and begin to grow.

Summary: Fetuses can grow on garlic bread.

Summary of summary: Fetibread.

Summary of summary of summary: ur faec